Ahad, Jun 21, 2009

:: Enjoy!! ::

Teacher Pictures, Images and Photos


Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!



Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan...

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!



Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!



Murid : Kami siuman!



Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!



Murid : Oh! Mengalah!



Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!



Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Hehehehhehehehe!!~~

Aidy

Khamis, Jun 18, 2009

::Lain kali mintak resit..::

Assalamualaikum...
Hope sume sihat..
ehhehehehhehehe!!!~~
Citer ni dy dpt dr Abg Azrin...
Utk kesedaran bersama..
Thanks eh..!!!~~

Toll Gate Operator
I had to go to some place in Desa Pandan yesterday afternoon.
Of course the road that I used was KESAS Highway.



The story I'm about to tell started upon reaching the Toll Gate near Awan Besar.


It happened after I handed to the
Toll Operator my payment for using that expensive highway - RM 2.20.



Me : "Resit, pliz..."
Toll Operator : "Err, bang, resit takde la..."
Me : "Mcm mana boleh takde pulak...?"
Toll Operator : "Erm, saya TERTEKAN kelas 4.... harga dia lain..."
Me : "Kelas 4???"..... (sambil tercari-cari where I could find any clue about Kelas 4...)

Ah, there it is, just right in front of me...



All of the sudden,


Toll Operator : "Bang, nah amik la... saya bagi 'change'" (handing me RM1.10)
Me : (automatically accept the notes with blank expression, shut my window close and bye-bye)

At first, I said to myself, "Hey, at least I pay half, itu sudah Untung..."
Until I realize the actual plot done by the Toll Operator... Damn it, I forgot his name from the name tag!!!



Like what old folk said - Selagi tak kena batang hidung sendiri, selagi itu Kita tak sedar.
Now I know that there is some basis of a few allegation towards the Toll Operator.
Even one of my friend refuse to work as Toll Operator due to this sinister plot.
Apparently, most of them vowed not to disclose this wrongdoing to other
people and unanimously doing it without any guilt.

So how much do the Toll Operator actually earn from this broad day light robbery in
their own employer's premises. Let say that every time the Class 1, 2 and 3 pass
through the gate and the Operator press the Class 4 for Taxis...

One Car - Class 1 - Loss - $1.10
One Lorry - Class 2 - Loss -$ 2.20
One Lorry - Class 3 - Loss - $3.30


If the Operator manage to get 100 vehicle for every class in a period of 8 working hours a day.

Class 1 $1.10 x 100 = $110
Class 2 $2.20 x 100 = $220
Class 3 $3.30 x 100 = $330
Total = $660.00 per day!


Assuming he/she work for 5 days a week or 22 days a month.
Total = RM 14,520.00 per month
Not including his/her own monthly salary....
Wow!! that's more than 3 times fold of normal engineer's salary.


And that's only for one operator... how about other operators that did the same thing?!


The above calculation may vary for different lanes. I bet that the one who works in
Lorry Lane may be doing this and have joyous time for sucking hundreds everyday from
this system. Those who stay in normal car lane, might be getting less as he/she can
only deduct from Class1 to Class 4 only.

All the above is just my say. My pre-assumption. Not base on actual, except from
yesterday short experience. We heard a lot that some make money being toll operator
and lived luxuriously, but some suffer due to low wages.

Nevertheless, Kesas was known years ago for having bribery scandal involving the
Petrol Station operator. Those days, for example, there are only BP and Caltex near
Awan Besar Dan Awan Kecil. Now there are Petronas and Shell some more. Yes, the
culprit were charged with Bribery, only that he was caught red-handed with concrete
proof. How about others??? for instance the toll operator.



Government had to pay the toll company for the toll hike although the toll
company keep on making profit.
21. Samy announced in September 2006 that the government paid compensation
amounting to RM38.5 billion to 20 highway companies. A RM380 million windfall for
9 toll concessionaires earned solely from the toll hikes in 2008 alone;


Taken from anonymous from forwarded email...

I wonder, if the Toll Company are really "TELUS" in their operation and maintenance cost,
while the operator are honest in doing their duty, how much million can be saved and
enjoyed by toll company in term of PROFIT.

If the projection is high, there is no need for Government to spend more on subsidy or
compensation towards the Toll Company.

If the profit is enough to cover the company's interest, then also, there is no need to
increase the toll price anymore....

If just the Toll company can setup a system to prevent their toll operator to manipulate
the "classing" system for their own personal benefit.. then the toll company can benefit
better from toll collection.

I myself are so disgusted with certain TOLL OPERATOR.
As for the readers, please do your part in preventing this to happen. By hook or by crook,
we had to use highways. At least the money we spent for the services, goes to the
maintenance and operation of the highways... not to the selfish operators!

What say you????



Aidy

Rabu, Jun 17, 2009

::IMAGINE IT'S YOU...





You have just made it through
your wedding ceremony and step out onto the church steps...
The
photographer raises his camera...
Following your family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will
release together.
You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a dove in your hands
as your friends and relatives eagerly wait..
The photographer
gives the ready signal and you open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye in
the house, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity...




Wedding Gown $2,500.




Photographer
$2,000




Having
'the twins' pop out and say CHEESE in front of your family and friends...
PRICELESS !!!

Khamis, Jun 11, 2009

::Try WEih!!::

::CUBE TRY GUNA NAMA KITA DGN NAMA JEPUN!!::

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Dalam duk bosan2 nih jom kita cuba game nih...

A - ka B- tu C- mi D - te E - ku

F - lu G - ji H - ri I - ki J - zu

K - me L - ta M - rin N - to O -mo

P - no Q - ke R - shi S - ari T -chi


U - do V - ru W -mei X - na Y - fu

Z - zi


Example::
11. jai - Zu Ka Ki.....
12. najlaa = tokazutakaka
13.farna = lukashitoka ( mmg luka....hik3x )
14.Epy = Kunofu (kekekeke cute lak rase.. ..)
15.mimiE ikara = rinkirinkiku kimekashika (uiks...pe ke pelik nama ni...)
16.gaban = jikatukato ( cam pernah dgr jek.. ahakss)
17. phat --> norikachi (seb baek bkn nobita..ahaha..)
18. FIZI --> lukiziki (wahahahahhaha...sdp gak)
19. khalida ==> me ri ka ta ki te ka (cm amerika laks bunYi nye)
20.minor-----> RINKITOMOSHI (APA2 JER LAH..HUHU..CAM TOMOI THAI PLK..)
21. fiqz = lukikezi (layan je ar...)
22. ubi = dotuki (la...pde ni??)
23. edy = kutefu == ku tertipu (nate beruq nye nama jepun aku)
24. honeys buzz ---rimotokufu tudodozi(ERK??????dasat wooooo)
25. effendy >>> kululukutotefu (maik aih ape le maknanye tuu...)
25. mas >> rinkaari [mak ai..apokobondo eh!!]
26. zihan- zirikato (huh??? >:[])
27. badrul-tukate shidota (perh,macam hero dalam cite ultraman plak..hahaha..)
28. haza-rikazika(erk....x sdpnye name jepun aku....
29. [ain]>>>kakit0..(alamak!!d0n call me kaki!!)
30. Uncle DraG - dotomitaku teshikaji pergh...stylo maaa....

Lepas tuh korang leh arr kongsi nagn kengkwn nama korang tuh..
hehehehhehehe!!
!!


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Aidy a.k.a KaKiTeFu

Ahad, Jun 07, 2009

::Sungai Gabai::



June 06 2009...

Xpdc ke sungai gabai..Pukul 6.40 dh bangun menuju ke Ara Damnasara berkonvoi dgn kengkwn yg len..dgn aku yg tak cukup tido..sib baik jln tak jem..dalam kul 7.30 kitaorg dah pun berkumpul..sampai kat sungai gabai dlm kul 9.30..Penat nya naik tangga..rs cam tak berbaloi jer..Tapi bila dah sampai atas tuh br tau nape org sanggup naik kat atas nih..Mmg best dan cantik..
Indahnya kebesaran Illahi!!~~

Sampai jer semua menyantap nasi lemak..Yg paling best si Wyattt yang comel tuh pun ikut..dia pun penat tapi bersemangat jer naik keatas nih.. cayalah Wyatt..Si ben ngan Pet siap kan dapur utk sesi BBQ .siap BBQ bagai..Ada ayam...ikan cencaru,udang besar2,daging,jagung dan pelbagai lah..mkn tak abis2..Yg penting kitaorg berkubang sambil klik2..lepas tuh mkn sampai kenyang..masa naik atas tuh ader lah angah jatuh skit..terhempap kat batu..tapi taklah teruk sgt..riso gak..tp dah ok skit..tulah..jln tak ingat..

Cuma time nak menyalin tuh agak kecewa dgn pihak pengurusan..toilet kotor lah..nak tukar bj pun takleh..cermin takde..huhu..tapi yg penting aku gi keja tak lah lewat..hahahahahha..Rupanya dr bukit bintang tuh lg senang nak gi ker sungai Gabai..Siap tukar baju lg..Underwear pun lupa bwk..hahahahhaha!!~~
aku jer yg tau..

Thank byk2 sume wat kan besday kek utk angah..Aku mmg dah tau pun..memula mls nak pg tp nanti diorg ckp per plak..Letih berminggu-minggu berbaloi dgn skit aktiviti camtuh..Thanks Abg Azrin,Peter,Vivian,Kak Dib,Jac ,Bro ilham ngan Meo n lain2 yg turut serta...luv all of u!!~~~



::Geng Berkonvoi::

~Sempat lg posing sblm nak memulakan perjalanan...



::Aku ngan BenG::
~Jgn marah org2 berkenaan..hik hik!!~~



::me n Jac A.ka. Fairus..
~Time br sampai..sempat klik2..




::me n Kak dib or alieya::
~Menunggu utk menjunam ke sungai gabai..



::me n angah::
~Sibuk mengangkat barang2..ader 2 lembaga kat blkg..
hik hik!!~~




::Kesejukan dalam air!!~~




::Mari mengenakan Kak Dib...
heheheheeehhe



::me ,Kak Dib,Jac n BenG::

~masing2 menahan kesejukan yg terlampau...



::Pose n pose lg!!~~




::Masing2 tgh kecut::




::Pose pelik cam Buaya..aku jer takde!!~~




::Para Jejaka n buaya sedang bersantai...




::Angah Tiup lilin::
~Allah selamat kan kamoo!!~~~

Aidy

Selasa, Jun 02, 2009

::Someone From The past::

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Smlm aku jumpa dia setelah 3 tahun berlalu..Org yg bertanggungjawap temukan aku dgn cinta..aku mintak maaf aku tak dapat jd sebaik mungkin..aku bimbang dia tak berubah..jd aku tinggalkn dia utk dia buktikan pada aku yg dia boleh berubah..
Alhamdulillah...
akhirnya sumenya dh menjadi kenyataan..aku hanya mampu doakan jer..
Byk sgt pengalaman dan saat manis yg dilalui bersama..suka duka..pahit manis..semuanya memberi sejuta makna pada kehidupan aku..mmg kami tk punya apa2..Tapi kami bahgia didalamnya...Sehinggalah dia dah mula mebuat kan warna hidup bagai alam fantasi..
jadi ku biarkan dia terus berimaginasi sementara aku terus ikut haluan sendiri..Hidup perlukan pengorbanan..klu kita tak berkorban..kita yg terkorban...!!~~~

Sedang aku asyik mengimbau kenangan..tetiba aku dikejutkan sorang anak lelaki kecil..merengek-rengek..
Dia tanya aku..
"Cuba teka nama dia apa?"kata Someone from the past..
"Ntah"..jawap Khaira!!~
"Ahmad Idrus"..aku tak pernah lupakan kau..anak aku aku namakan sempena nama kau.Aku tak pernah lupakan kau walau sesaat dalam hidup aku..Demi Tuhan aku syg sgt kat ko..' Some one from the past!!~~
Cam nak jatuh airmata aku..

"Takde rezeki kot.."jawap Khaira!!~
"jom arr minum"Someone from the past!!~~
"Takmolah..berpeluh2 nih..Br pas mkn.." Khaira!!~~
"Kau tido pun berpeluh"Someone From The past..

Senyuman sinis..Senyuman sama yg dia berikan pada aku suatu tika dulu..Senyuman yg penuh erti dan berisi..Mungkin dia juga pkkan benda yg sama aku pk...
Astagfirlah Al-azim...

Dia jer yg panggil aku Idrus..Berlainan dr kwn2 lain..

Aku tgk dia pimpin tangan ank dia diiringi bersama org baru dlm idup dia..
Sekurang-kurangnya aku puas..memerhatikan dia bahagia..Dr jauh dia lambaikan tangan..Arap itu jer kali terakhir aku jumpa dia..
Aku taknak terus berkhayal atas kebahagiaan org len..Atau aku cemburu?
Aku yakin tak kot..Aku cuma terlalu sygkan Khaira aku..Itu pasti..

Harap Dalam Lindungan Allah!!~~
Amien..


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Aidy